I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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