they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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