She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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