I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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