Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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