I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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