Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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