you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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