no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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