this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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