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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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