I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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