i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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