There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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