Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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