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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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