but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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