its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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