There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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