We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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