Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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