No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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