David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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