Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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