U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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