there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
