No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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