when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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