If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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