I feel great
I just peed on a car
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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