For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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