you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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