Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
