do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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