there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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