did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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