after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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