i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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