I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
this hospital has no fireball
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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