Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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