You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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