Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
