Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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