she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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