Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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