so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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