I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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