maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Come on in and take your pants off
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