Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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