I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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