hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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