is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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